350 MORE of 'em!

Welcome a gathering of 350 MORE cheesy pick up lines!

Below is a list of pick ups that will make your day, month, and year (well, maybe not that much). Sit down with your favorite beverage and enjoy the cheese-a-thon. I hope you aren't lactose intolerant!

On your mark. Get set. GO!

1. I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet.

2. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

Another cheesy pick up line? How about...

3. Your good looks don't intimidate me. (Walk away)

4. Are you gay? [No] Wow, me neither, let's have sex.

5. I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.

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6. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

7. You be the biscuits and I’ll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.

8. You have a onion butt...... it makes me want to cry.

9. May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

10. Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Proceed with caution!

11. You look like my mommy. I like my mommy.

12. Have you seen my enormous jar of "Penis Reducing Cream"?

13. I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

14. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

15. Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.

16. If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?

17. I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die in your mouth.

18. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

19. Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Danger Danger!

20. Speak of the devil....or should I say "Angel"?

21. Baby I've got one- help me make it two!

22. I'm like a computer game, you can play with me all day long!

23. You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

24. Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

25. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

26. Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"

27. I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.

28. I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!

29. Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Cheesy pick up lines warning - SOS!

30. I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

31. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

32. Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

33. They call me "milk", 'cause I do a body good.

Listen to your heart and these cheesy pick up lines...

34. Your eyes are so mysterious i'd like to be your detective.

35. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

36. I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

37. I wanna bag you like some groceries.

38. If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

39. Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?

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40. Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

41. I've got a magic watch that says your not wearing any panties ['I am']. Oh. It must be an hour fast.

42. God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.

43. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

44. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

45. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.

46. You'd make a bishop kick out a stained-glass window.

47. Your body is like a haiku in motion.

48. We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly

49. When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Proceed with caution!

50. Excuse me, do you live around here often?

51. Date me or i'll shoot you! (Just kidding.)

52. Somebody better call Animal Control because I just spotted a fox.

53. Did you know its a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around I'll let you off with a warning.

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54. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

55. Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?

56. If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.

57. So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

58. I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?. [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

59. Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Proceed with caution!

60. I'm drunk. Why aren't you?

61. I'm like a power plant, it's hard to shut me down, and I can turn you on.

62. Hi, my name is Peter. Wanna find out why?

63. I got skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

64. Bitch, you without me is like Harry Melvin without Bluenotes: You'll never go platinum.

65. You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.

66. Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?

67. (Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

68. (Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion(mirage).

69. Married Tom Cruise, she'd be Ivanna Cruise.

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70. Hey, your name is sexy, right?

71. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

72. He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.

73. It's always good for you to see me again.

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74. I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

75. POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

76. Nice f***ing weather. Want to?

77. (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

78. Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!

79. [What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Danger Danger!

80. Hello, Did you know you have great genetic restructuring potential?

81. You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

82. Hey, you owe me a drink. (Answers): why? Or I do? ---Because I dropped mine

83. You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.

84. [Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

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85. Are you dead or alive? "Why" Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.

86. Buy me a beer, will ya hon?

87. Hey Angel, how's Heaven?

88. Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.

89. Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're mm mm good!

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Proceed with caution!

90. Me skull and crossbones aren't the only things I plan on raisin' tonight!

91. Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

92. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

93. Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

94. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

95. If a girl's name is heather say: Your so hot the first four letters of your name spell heat.

96. Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?

97. I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?

98. Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?"

99. Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?

100 Cheesy pick up lines! Oh man...

100. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.

101. So....How am I doin'?

102. By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them.

103. If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna f*** you.

104. You can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat.

105. You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.

106. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

107. (You) Can I borrow your cell phone? (Her) Sure why? (You) I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!

108. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

109. You're a twinkle in my eye and an angel from the sky.

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Proceed with caution!

110. You should be someone's wife.

111. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*** you on the floor.

112. How much do you cost? I've got a dollar, how much change would I get back?

113. (Talk to her)Did i ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be? (Start Singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because you are the wind beneath my wings

114. If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

115. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

116. My phones feeling alittle empty, how about i fill it up with your number.

117. Picker upper: You stole my heart without permission

118. I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

119. Would you like to shake hands with beef?

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Proceed with caution!

120. You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

121. Don't try to run away.. i'm on the track team.

122. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

123. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

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124. I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!

125. Hi, I'm astronomer and I've been sent by the department to examine a heavenly body named XGY8... 6... 9'er... Er, wait. That heavenly body is you!

126. I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.

127. I have the entire dictionary written on my d*ck. Want me to put some words in your mouth??

128. Soooo, you wanna make out, or what?

129. Global warming? You're the cause.

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Proceed with caution!

130. Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of 'edible'.

131. mmm, mmm...You got a behind on you that reminds me of two five pound bags of finely packed sugar....and wouldn't you know...I got me a sweet tooth!

132. I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

133. Hey baby, I'll sex you so good the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.

134. (as she walks by touch her arm and say) I just want to make sure that you were real

135. I'm yin and ur yang, we just fit together.

136. Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!

137. (Person walks in, and you say:) And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!

138. I got arrested the other day. [For What?] For having two guns and a six pack.

139. If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Proceed with caution!

140. I never thought that heaven would be so close to me.

141. I want to bear all your children. (to a woman)

142. Fat Penguin. WHAT? I just thought I'd say something to break the ice.

143. I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".

144. (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

145. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'd make your bed rock.

146. If this is a dream, I never wanna wake up!

147. Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

148. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

149. I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Proceed with caution!

150. This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.

151. Are you on America's most wanted? Cause you're at the top of my list.

152. If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

153. What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

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154. If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.

155. I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

156. Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!

157. Hey! Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the f*** outta me!

158. What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??

159. Hey baby, everything I'm going to do to you tonight I learned at SeaWorld.

Cheesy pick up lines warning, please, proceed slowly!

160. You will come home with me tonight.

161. You had better direct that beauty and femininity somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

162. Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas.

163. Chicks dig me because I rarely wear any underwear, and when I do it is usually something eroticaly exotic...want to see?

164. I'm not much of a romantic so I'll get straight to the point, wanna make out?

165. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

166. Do you have some water? 'Cause you set my heart on fire.

167. It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

168. if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)

169. You look so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

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170. If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you... I'd have one dollar!!

171. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

172. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

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173. You're so hot, your ass is on fire.

174. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

175. There's an aura about you that's hidden and I want to bring that aura out.

176. Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.

177. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

178. You sure are a masterpiece.

179. You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.

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180. Got two nipples for a dime?

181. What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

182. Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.

183. Stand still so I can pick you up!

184. You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed.

185. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

186. I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing which will win you an all expense paid date with me.

187. You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

188. You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner.

189. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Proceed with caution!

190. Do you want to see something swell?

191. Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I'm goin cookoo for you

192. (Guy) I'm a terrorist and I have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.

193. Got me? I'll do your body good.

194. Are you gay? Cause if you are, I just got castrated!

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195. If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

196. You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

197. Do you think I could borrow that dress/bustier sometime?

198. [Excuse me, do you have the time?] "Yes, do you have the energy?"

199. Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.

200 Cheesy pick up lines? Heck yea!

200. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

201. Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.

202. Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.

203. Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my campaign

204. I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

205. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

206. Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

207. Way to go God!!!

208. Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?

209. First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Proceed with caution!

210. There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

211. You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!

212. Guy: Excuse me, can you step into the light over there?

213. Can i be the gravy on your biscuit?

214. Let's fight under the covers!!!

215. you must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes

216. Are you related to the sun?...Because running into you just brightened up my day!

217. Compared to you, the sun feels cold.

218. Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

219. I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting.. Let's meet sometime...

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220. My d*ck's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

221. I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

222. If your beauty was like gas, my car would never need refilled.

223. I'm a fotune teller and i predict that in about two minutes your going to be snogging me

224. Do you take dancing lessons, because you can really shake it like a salt shaker.

Move slow, cheesy pick up lines crossing.

225. Hey, baby cakes, can you do me a favor?

226. Guy to a girl: “What time do you have to be at work in the morning?”

227. There are over five billion people in the world. thare is some one for every one. could it be that i might be the person for you?

228. Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

229. How long did it take you to walk around the sun to look that hot and be that sexy.

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Proceed with caution!

230. You don't look too bad, I'm guessing you only got hit once in the face with that sack of nickels, right?

231. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

232. Your a peice of eye candy and i've got a sweet tooth.

233. If you have oral-sex with your own clone, would that be called masturbation?

234. So....I heard you wanted to fight me.

235. In Venezuela only real men have big mustaches.

236. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

237. Let's go home and play house you'll be the door and I'll practice slamming you!

238. Is this the Matrix, because I think you're the One.

239. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

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240. Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune. Take hand and write your phone number on it. "there's your future."

241. Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to chat.

242. I've got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That's right, I'm a clown.

243. You are the only reason why I came in here alone.

244. I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you.

250 cheesy pick up lines, right around the corner...

245. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

246. Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.

247. As you're going out of a door in a public building with an "exit" sign above it say: There's the exit, will you go out with me?

248. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

249. Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Proceed with caution!

250. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

251. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

252. Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

253. Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

254. You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way

255. Hey, I really like your peaches! Can I skake your tree?

256. If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.

257. Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.

258. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

259. Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise c*cks.

Cheesy pick up lines warning. Proceed with caution!

260. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

261. A thousand painters working for a thousand years could not create a beauty that equals you.

262. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

263. Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.

264. Look, im either going to ur place with you, or behind you..... Your choice

265. If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

266. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

267. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

268. Be unique and different, say yes.

269. I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

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270. Excuse me for interrupting and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ass.

271. I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you.

272. See this pin? I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do bleed sunshine

273. You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines.

274. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

275. If you were a meat market, you'd be prime rib.

276. You could make a glass eye cry...

277. When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most things on earth.

278. Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!

279. Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

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280. Hey I bought a new couch you wanna see it?

281. Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

282. Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just found out why.

283. What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

284. I envy your lipstick.

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285. Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.

286. Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

287. You're so beautiful, you're burned into my retina. I see you every time I blink.

288. I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

289. You are so hot you make the windows fog.

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290. If you were the alphabet, I'd place you under "O"!

291. You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

292. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

293. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

294. If I washed my d*ck, would you suck it? [No] Oh, so you like to suck dirty d*cks.

295. Guy knocks over girl and says "oh my god I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world."

296. What winks and makes love like a panther? (What?) -wink

297. Do you want a worm-do? (Whats a worm do?) It does this..(Move your finger like a worm~~~)

298. So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

299. I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.

300 Cheesy pick up lines! Is that even possible?

300. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

301. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

302. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

303. Life is short. Let's f*** and see if there is anything after that.

304. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

305. Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

306. He: Pinch me?

307. Hey baby, was your daddy a thief? Because you definitely seem like you were raised by felons.

308. I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.

309. Oh, you're a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?

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310. Smile if you want me!.

311. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

312. Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.

313. (if your name is Dan) Did you know my name backwards is "Nad"?

314. Are those implants?

315. I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

316. You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.

317. Would you like someone to mix with your drink?

318. You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."

319. You are the best thing to ever grace my lips.

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320. Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.

321. People say that masturbating will make you go blind, if that were true, not only would i be blind, but my seeing eyedog would have vision problems.

322. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

323. Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

324. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

325. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

326. I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looks at arms).

327. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

328. (stand next to the girl) Hey do you think you could ask this girl to give me her name and number? (answer:Depends on who it is) Okay but keep it quiet

329. Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely)

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330. Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

331. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK'

332. Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

333. I want to be your derivative so I can be tangent to your curves.

334. It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.

335. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

336. You MUST have a nice personality.

337. Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!

338. You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?

339. So, you're a girl huh?

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340. Can I ASS you a question?

341. Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

342. Hi. Can I domesticate you?

343. I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

344. I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help....

345. Damn, I look good!.

346. You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bulls eye!

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347. Your eyes have touched my soul

348. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

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349. Whoops i dropped a quarter can u pick it up for me while i look at your legs?

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350. What can I do to make you sleep with me?

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